A ton of Chinese cheaters got banned from Overwatch recently, and if weâ€™re going solely by their usernames, our lives are poorer for their absence. Farewell ä¸ä¸Šç”µè§†ç›´æ’åƒå±Ž, aka â€œIf I donâ€™t get POTG Iâ€™ll stream me eating shitâ€, you will be missed.
The players were banned on November 1, and as is Blizzard policy, their names were made public. Considering many of the best/worst names affected looked like [Chinese Text] to most Western fans, though, _CRISPR went in and translated them.
Here are some highlights:
ä¸–ç•Œéœ€è¦å±è‚¡#5932, aka The world could always use more butts
è‡ªçž„é€è§†è™å›½æœ#5196, aka I got aimbot and wallkack and will CRUSH ya all from CN server
åˆ«èµ°æªä½ é¸¡å„¿#5330, aka DARE to leave or Iâ€™ll pull your penis
è¿·ä½ èƒ¸ç½©#5483, aka Miniature Bra
äººä¸‘å”‡åŽšè„šåˆè‡#5874, aka Ugly guy with thick lip and smelly feet
çˆ±åƒçŒ«çš„é±¼#5508, aka Fish that loves eating cat
è¯·å«æˆ‘ç¢§æ± å¤§ä»™#5341, aka Call me the God of Bitches
äººä¸‘å”‡åŽšè„šåˆè‡, if youâ€™re reading, Iâ€™m sure youâ€™re beautiful where it counts. Actually, since you got banned for cheating in a video game, maybe not.